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KO HUY GIB HUGUDEVEK! An AAC Comedy

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Script:

Scene

 

The common room is empty except for two students, RORY and ELI. Eli is sitting at the senior table doing homework. RORY, meanwhile, is searching his lunch cubby for his most prized possession, a bowtie that was worn by Sean Connery during the filming of one of the Bond movies. But it’s not there.

 

RORY

 

Where the hell is my bowtie!(Ko huy gib hugudevek!) 

 

Eli notices Rory’s dilemma, and looks up from his computer.

 

ELI

 

I don’t know. Where did you last see it? (Mo gineg. Ko ki sekubohaX?)

 

RORY

 

It’s been in my lunch cubby since I came to this school! I’ve never removed it, none of my friends know about it. (Idan ki skul gunehag, lanskabiqen gib ki hubohaX! Mo ato ki mosutahag, ba ki prayav gib mo ginayu.)

 

ELI

 

Then why don’t you keep it at home? (Key mo tekyoyXed ki yabaX?)

 

RORY

 

It’s very important to me, and I don’t want my sister stealing it and selling it on eBay. (KeXa de gi ki huy, ti ki vese gib ki tselede ti ibeyXed ki hilede mo CeXeg.)

 

ELI

 

It’s a f***ing bowtie, how is it important or distinct from any other? (Hugudevek ki huy, ku ki huy maikeXa?)




 

RORY

 

It was worn by Sean Connery on the set of James Bond. I got it because he’s my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s neighbour’s former flatmate, and for some reason I’m the only one who didn’t try to sell it!(Sean Conneryb ki huhay, so’setXed ba James Bond. Pura flatmet kivogab vekyurub potob reXeb atab gib ye huhay ki heqehag, ti sem kos mo ki hilehavi hug!)

 

ELI 

 

Damn, that would probably go for a lot of money, why are you hoarding it? (Ki hileve maya, key ki husudoX?)

 

RORY

 

My dad had to take out a second mortgage just to pay for the damn thing, I’m not wishing that on anyone- wait, it was definitely here during my last free, that was two blocks ago. The only people who had a free before us were the 9th graders, and they generally don’t hang out in the common room. Therefore, the only person who was in the common room was you. HAND IT OVER!(VoColi morgid prem ki helide ata gib eguhehay, semnonoXed mo ki CeXeg- ha,tesa friXed gib yek ki huhay,voC blokov zuku ki huhay. Cevonoli so’gredrenev seme so’nonov kos zuku ven fri Cipayahay huhay, ti mo komonrumqen geyevon huve. Ha,Xun seme so’nonos komonrumqen huhaX.DE GI KI HEBELU!)

 

ELI

 

You kidding me? I would never touch that bowtie! I’m way above stealing other people’s s**t. (Gitero gezeX? So’hugudeveken mo tselevi! Upa tselene enkonov nonobov hug.)

 

RORY

 

Even if it’s a priceless movie prop? (Mete mehile muviprop ki huy?)

 

ELI

 

Oh, I have no need for Connery’s bowtie! I have something even more valuable. (Mo miveg hugudevek Conneryb. Enkon maimaihile Cipayag.)

  

[Duel of the Fates begins playing in the background, as TBD pulls out a lightsaber]

 

ELI

 

This is the lightsaber used by Alec Guinness on the set of Star Wars, and I have the high ground. (Laitsebren Alec Guinnesseb Cipayabohay, so’setXed ba Star Wars, ti so’hormutun kevek Cipayag.)

 

RORY

 

You underestimate my power. (Gihoton gib mo gineX.)

 

[RORY pulls out a lightsaber of his own, and the two begin to duel]

 

[Cut to the sports closet, where THE AARDVARK, in full body suit, laughs hysterically while wearing a bowtie]

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